Discworld
The fantastic thing about having a terrible memory, apart from the fact that it complements my terrible eyesight, terrible hips and terrible grumpiness, is the
It’s a conspiracy!
As previously mentioned I sent my picture to the DVLA as the old one was too youthful. So now, I look as though I’ve been
Roasted Pecans
One of the benefits of eating low carb is that I can eat nuts, other than peanuts, with a clear conscience. The price of nuts
Now I understand
This morning, as usual, I took the dogs out for a walk. Unusually, but not for the first time, I returned home 10 minutes later
Getting Old
For years I have been kidding myself that I am immortal. Everyone tells me I don’t look my age and my eyesight is failing so
Portion Fail
Being a hard working, cooking type of person my family lives regularly on convenience foods and take aways. Well not that regularly, I do cook