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Dear Jeremy

I sent this email to the Top Gear website. I thought it was rather good actually, and perhaps I’d get a stint on TV and

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A Holiday Story

On a breezy day in July, Whiz, Horace with friend, Queasy, Mavis and I set out for our first foreign holiday since Mavis’s birth. We

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On Damp

If ever a problem has followed me through life, it’s damp. Not sweaty armpits or monsoons but the unwanted capillary action in the home, type.

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On Village Life

I?m not a Townie I?m a country girl at heart. My mother was raised in the Sussex countryside and as a child I learned from her the names of most common wild flowers, trees and birds.

That being said,

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On Memory

Do you ever have that fantasy, you know, the one about being offered one wish by the good fairy? I?ve spent many happy daydreams working out how to get health, wealth and the body of a model in one wish and picturing the looks on people?s faces when I met them with my new, svelte figure. Of course

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