My Husband says I’m hot in bed,
Well he’s hot too.
With the sheets thrown off, our naked bodies writhe and buck in the gloomy, curtained air.
We’ve been married for 30 years but at night still we steam,
Not bad for an old pair.
His hand reaches for mine,
‘Get away!’ say I, you’re too hot to bear.
In the small hours I wallow in sweat,
So does he,
It’s age for me,
For him it’s the beer, you see,
What a pair!