My friend was going out leaving her husband to look after the children for the evening.
She got herself dressed, did her make up, added perfume and jewellery and swept into the lounge to say goodbye.
Wife: How do I look?
Husband : Mmm
Young Son: Well I think you took beautiful Mummy
Wife (feeling a warm glow of gratitude): Thank you darling!
Wife moves towards door to leave
Son (In loud whisper to father): But she smells HORRIBLE!