Whiz: (singing tunelessly to himself) Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Riding through the glen ..
Mavis: Daddy, who is Robin Hood
Whiz: He was a man who stole from the rich and gave to the poor
Mavis (horrified) Stole!?
Whiz: Yes, it was all right though, they were very bad rich people.
Mavis: But if he gave to the poor, they would be the rich.